Pages: 1 2  Next -- Posted by Dexus at 7:15 pm on July 7, 2006 My bed squeaks at the slightest movement you make, simply sit on it and breathe and the blasted thing squeaks. So as I twist and turn in my sleep I get a squeaking bed symphony. Now at around 1:30pm I woke up and was greeted by my mother who immediately asks "What the hell where you doing to your bed last night" I unable to comprehend what she was talking about, she then said "Sounded like you where having sex in there" Which I and her both know is an almost impossibility (at least for the moment anyway) then then accused me of "Humping the bed" after a good few minutes of laughing I regained my composure and explained I must have been having a rough nights sleep. And she refuses to believe me after a full 24hrs of arguing, apparently the sound was repetitive and almost sounded like I was creating the same motion repeatedly. So apparently I've been humping my bed in my sleep, because I sure as hell don't remember anything. I thank god I'm getting a new bed.... -- Posted by CTSportsGuy at 7:16 pm on July 7, 2006 Wow...now she'll think you're some sex fiend. -- Posted by ipso facto at 7:16 pm on July 7, 2006 You must be really good in bed! LOLOLOLOLOLOLROFLMAO!! Thats probably the funniest thing I've read all night. -- Posted by pan at 7:17 pm on July 7, 2006 Lmao. I can see how much your mama trusts you. I suggest using some oil. Not just for yourself either. -- Posted by Wolfsangel at 7:17 pm on July 7, 2006 You need a girlfriend. Either real or a blow up one. -- Posted by Coolslayr at 7:17 pm on July 7, 2006 lol........that's funny.....good this your getting a new bed this time with no sqeeks hopefully...... (Edited by Coolslayr at 7:19 pm on July 7, 2006) -- Posted by galeharoldishot at 7:18 pm on July 7, 2006 LOL. I would of been worried if I started to hear "Oh yeah pillow right there thats the spot you like that?" -- Posted by Dexus at 7:18 pm on July 7, 2006 Quote: from Wolfsangel at 3:17 am on July 8, 2006 You need a girlfriend. Either real or a blow up one. I have a girlfriend, she's just not here at the present time. -- Posted by mapleafan at 7:19 pm on July 7, 2006 did you have to change the sheets in the morning? -- Posted by Firefly00 at 7:19 pm on July 7, 2006 Hehe, oh my, now now Deccy boy we all know that you were and that you were recording it to put on the internet ;) -- Posted by Dexus at 7:20 pm on July 7, 2006 Quote: from galeharoldishot at 3:18 am on July 8, 2006 LOL. I would of been worried if I started to hear "Oh yeah pillow right there thats the spot you like that?" Maybe thats why she refuses to believe any other explanation I give   Im worried now. -- Posted by hypnotiq desir3 at 7:20 pm on July 7, 2006 My beds kind of like that.  Good thing my rooms far away from my parents.  So if I do sound like I'm having sex, no one hears. -- Posted by midgetgrl15 at 7:21 pm on July 7, 2006 .... heh. nice. that certainly brightened my night, lol -- Posted by galeharoldishot at 7:21 pm on July 7, 2006 Quote: from Dexus at 12:20 pm on July 8, 2006 Quote: from galeharoldishot at 3:18 am on July 8, 2006 LOL.    I would of been worried if I started to hear "Oh yeah pillow right there thats the spot you like that?" Maybe thats why she refuses to believe any other explanation I give   Im worried now. Haha maybe you where having a sex dream. (Edited by galeharoldishot at 12:21 pm on July 8, 2006) -- Posted by stephanie ragz at 7:21 pm on July 7, 2006 Lol, that made me smile. -- Posted by Wolfsangel at 7:23 pm on July 7, 2006 Quote: from mapleafan at 3:19 am on July 8, 2006 did you have to change the sheets in the morning? Aye lol. Sheets like cardboard. "S'alright mum, I'll change the sheets." -- Posted by HazelEyes at 7:24 pm on July 7, 2006 Bedhumper!!! -- Posted by Dexus at 7:27 pm on July 7, 2006 Quote: from pan at 3:17 am on July 8, 2006 Lmao. I can see how much your mama trusts you.   I suggest using some oil. Not just for yourself either. Lmao, know me all too well Crista, btw your butt should be on msn. Quote: from galeharoldishot at 3:21 am on July 8, 2006 Haha maybe you where having a sex dream. Wouldn't surprise me in the least, I just hoping I wasn't making too much noise or divulging too much information. Quote: from If You Dont Dont at 3:19 am on July 8, 2006 Hehe, oh my, now now Deccy boy we all know that you were and that you were recording it to put on the internet ;) Oh yes, I love to show thy naked self all over the internet! But what would a lesbian like yourself want with me?   hehe Quote: from hypnotiq desir3 at 3:20 am on July 8, 2006 My beds kind of like that.  Good thing my rooms far away from my parents.  So if I do sound like I'm having sex, no one hears. Lucky you, im just thankful I wont have it for much longer when I actually do plan on having sex, or just "humping the bed". (Edited by Dexus at 3:29 am on July 8, 2006) -- Posted by muffin666 at 7:28 pm on July 7, 2006 lmao...that gave me a good chuckle :P get a new bed !! -- Posted by Dexus at 7:30 pm on July 7, 2006 Quote: from HazelEyes at 3:24 am on July 8, 2006 Bedhumper!!! Damn it, You caught me.   -- Posted by Dexus at 7:31 pm on July 7, 2006 Quote: from mapleafan at 3:19 am on July 8, 2006 did you have to change the sheets in the morning? The sheets were perfectly clean I swear!   -- Posted by Dexus at 7:34 pm on July 7, 2006 Quote: from muffin666 at 3:28 am on July 8, 2006 lmao...that gave me a good chuckle :P get a new bed !! I am getting a new one, and im positive it doesn't squeak, which means I can be a bed humper in peace! -- Posted by Firefly00 at 7:37 pm on July 7, 2006 Quote: from If You Dont Dont at 3:19 am on July 8, 2006 Hehe, oh my, now now Deccy boy we all know that you were and that you were recording it to put on the internet ;) Oh yes, I love to show thy naked self all over the internet! But what would a lesbian like yourself want with me?   hehe Dam it boy I'm not a lesbian! Gosh, you know I would watch that show   -- Posted by 2 find myself at 7:39 pm on July 7, 2006 You just made my freaking night! -- Posted by Dexus at 7:40 pm on July 7, 2006 Quote: from If You Dont Dont at 3:37 am on July 8, 2006 Dam it boy I'm not a lesbian! Gosh, you know I would watch that show   Your a lesbian in denial and for the sake of your girlfriend....and mine you shall never see it! lol Now I just need to create this video that your apparently never going to see.   (Edited by Dexus at 3:41 am on July 8, 2006) -- Posted by Firefly00 at 7:43 pm on July 7, 2006 Quote: from Dexus at 3:40 am on July 8, 2006 Quote: from If You Dont Dont at 3:37 am on July 8, 2006 Dam it boy I'm not a lesbian! Gosh, you know I would watch that show   Your a lesbian in denial and for the sake of your girlfriend....and mine you shall never see it! lol Now I just need to create this video that your apparently never going to see.     (Edited by Dexus at 3:41 am on July 8, 2006) At least your no longer in denial about humping your bed Deccy, we now know that in fact you did ;) -- Posted by Dexus at 7:44 pm on July 7, 2006 Quote: from 2 find myself at 3:39 am on July 8, 2006 You just made my freaking night! Im glad I could make a few peoples nights that somewhat more enjoyable at my expense. My mom even told my sister about my apparent love making with my bed.   (Edited by Dexus at 3:45 am on July 8, 2006) -- Posted by Dexus at 7:48 pm on July 7, 2006 Quote: from If You Dont Dont at 3:37 am on July 8, 2006 At least your no longer in denial about humping your bed Deccy, we now know that in fact you did ;) Shhhhhh!!! You wern't supposed to tell anyone! *ahem* I have never nor intend to hump my bed. (Edited by Dexus at 4:04 am on July 8, 2006) -- Posted by bigred23 at 8:06 pm on July 7, 2006 lmao. you know how much this amused me -- Posted by Dexus at 8:10 pm on July 7, 2006 Quote: from bigred23 at 4:06 am on July 8, 2006 lmao. you know how much this amused me If it was half as much as it was hearing my mom accusing me of having sex with my bed, then pretty damn much.   Pages: 1 2  Next