Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 .. 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160  Next -- Posted by Inari at 6:49 pm on Jan. 20, 2004 I have a cult, and, of course, I need more members.  To the first 50 people who sign up, immortality will be granted (for so long as they want it).  Rank is awarded based entirely on favoritism. Ranks are as follows: 1. Almighty Inari 2. Magus 3. Prophet 4. Cleric 5. Scribe 6. Holy Knight 7.  Monk 8. Clergyman/woman 9. High priest 10. Priest 11. Low priest 12. Apostle 13. Disciple 14. Zealot 15. Proselyte (new converts) A designation of "Illuminatus" next to a name indicates high favoritism/member of the inner cirlce (aka the people I like the most). The current member list is: GdFtherOFCOWS (Prophet, Illuminatus)  Keeper of the Faith osmoticdespair (Prophet, Illuminatus) tkster (Holy Knight, Illuminatus) britishguy (Holy Knight, Illuminatus) LouLou Bunny (Holy Knight, Illuminatus) Organized Chaos (Prophet, Illuminatus) TheisticNomad (High Priest, Illuminatus) ajm51987 (Priest) thistlethorn (Zealot) Timor (Cleric, Illuminatus) LupinTherian (Proselyte) Meggsy (Proselyte) Lordchlulhu (Proselyte) bigred23 (Proselyte) medjai (Cleric) me (Proselyte) lifesucks (Proselyte) the real anti christ (Proselyte) kyniska (Proselyte) Candyflipper (Prophet, Illuminatus) OLPFan (Monk, Illuminatus) JackTheTripper (High Priest, Illuminatus) This Celluloid Dream (Proselyte) zeuth14 (Scribe, Illuminatus) TheEverChanging (Cleric, Illuminatus) Dani726 (Proselyte) shatteredsoul (Monk) White Dwarf (Apostle) dudemansirperson (Proselyte) Celtic Water (Zealot) itsj0anna (Proselyte) CocaMotive (Priestess) ShAmAn (Holy Knight, Scribe, Illuminatus) headlesschicken (Proselyte) Cowboy Killer (Proselyte) The Machine (Proselyte) barmybrummie4life (Proselyte) cowonastick (Proselyte) dull (Proselyte) Blurred (Zealot)   Nate Jones (Proselyte) ixi (Monk) StTenSk8er (Proselyte) sxkb1128 (Proselyte) Thunder Kiss 65 (Proselyte) ICBM (High Priest) El Taco (Priest) hypocritic (Proselyte) The above are members of the fifty, and thus immortal Starborn (Disciple) GodsFireAngel (Holy Knight, Immortal, Illuminatus) Topaz (Proselyte) Malkariss (Disciple) sexy dean (Disciple) smartnerd (Proselyte) Drizzt (Disciple) Zuku (Proselyte) Hyfa3 (Monk) c j (Proselyte) CraziJ (Proselyte) RelientKFan824 (Proselyte) vulcan  (Disciple) badger guitar chick (Disciple) SilverDragon (Proselyte) Reality (Proselyte) TheUnrealSlimShady (Proselyte) rimv (Monk, Immortal) ManicDepressant (Proselyte) DancinOnTheMoon (Monk) coolcenter (Proselyte) The Oath (Proselyte) cropduster (Proselyte) Nwndarkness (Disciple) Immortal Non-Members Hammurabi (Deed recorded on page 277) (Edited by Inari at 9:40 am on June 21, 2006) (Edited by Inari at 10:44 am on June 24, 2006) -- Posted by LupinTherian at 7:18 pm on Jan. 20, 2004   Eww, you loser! HAHA -- Posted by chalkboard sonata at 7:24 pm on Jan. 20, 2004 I've tried that shtick. Twice. :D If I wanted a god to believe it, I'd be going with yours truly. -- Posted by TheisticNomad at 7:53 pm on Jan. 20, 2004 *shrug* I'll join as long as theres complimentary kool-aid. -- Posted by XxCodyxX at 8:01 pm on Jan. 20, 2004 You sicken me in your pool of blasphemy. -- Posted by ajm51987 at 8:11 pm on Jan. 20, 2004 Quote: from TheisticNomad at 7:53 pm on Jan. 20, 2004 *shrug* I'll join as long as theres complimentary kool-aid. And I would like a pool of jello. Olympic size, oh oh! And a Linlcon Town Car. I am an ordainer Minister of the ULC. I would be glad to render my serives to your "great cause"!  :D -- Posted by XxCodyxX at 8:12 pm on Jan. 20, 2004 Believe it or not i HAVE swam in a pool of jello, and it is the BEST THING IN THE WORLD!!!!! IF you ever get the chance jump at it! WIth love and peace, ~Cody~ -- Posted by thistlethorn at 11:18 pm on Jan. 20, 2004 Fuck, I'll join. You actually respond, unlike some other deities. Immortality sounds cool. I would like to be able to commit suicide and reincarnet, though. Is that doable, or do I have to settle for permanent death if I decide I don't want to be immortal? -- Posted by Satan at 12:28 am on Jan. 21, 2004 why not worship me? -- Posted by Inari at 10:19 am on Jan. 21, 2004 The current member list is: 1.  Gavin (High Priest) 2.  Jessica (High Priestess) 3.  Jessie 4.  Organized Chaos (Priest) 5.  TheisticNomad 6.  ajm51987 (Priest) 7.  thistlethorn With seven members, I now have an actual religion.  In theory, I could apply for tax exempt status. In answer to the questions: Ajm, I would be happy to give you a pool of jello.  And a Lincoln Towncar. Thistlethorn, that's perfectly acceptable. -- Posted by timor at 11:08 am on Jan. 21, 2004 omg, I'm in man. All hail Inari! -- Posted by Organized Chaos at 11:10 am on Jan. 21, 2004 Can we worship other Gods too? -- Posted by Inari at 11:23 am on Jan. 21, 2004 You're in Timor. And yes, the only requirement of my religion is that I am your god/one of your gods.  I'm self-centered, but not enough to demand exclusive worship. Update:  The member list will now appear at the top, to save on bandwidth. -- Posted by timor at 11:43 am on Jan. 21, 2004 Can I fly my own private jet? -- Posted by Inari at 11:57 am on Jan. 21, 2004 Sure. Man, that was an easy miracle.  After all, you didn't even ask if I would give you the skills to fly a jet, nor did you ask for the jet.  Wow, easy. -- Posted by timor at 2:07 pm on Jan. 21, 2004 hahahahah -- Posted by TheisticNomad at 10:15 pm on Jan. 21, 2004 Quote: from ajm51987 at 8:11 pm on Jan. 20, 2004 Quote: from TheisticNomad at 7:53 pm on Jan. 20, 2004 *shrug* I'll join as long as theres complimentary kool-aid. And I would like a pool of jello. Olympic size, oh oh! And a Linlcon Town Car. I am an ordainer Minister of the ULC. I would be glad to render my serives to your "great cause"!  :D Your post reminded me of my own title. I, too, am a Minister of the ULC. Anyone wanna get married? -- Posted by chalkboard sonata at 10:24 pm on Jan. 21, 2004 Jesus, who ISN'T a minister of the ULC. Now all I need to find out if I can legally perform wedding ceremonies in Australia... -- Posted by lawrence at 11:08 pm on Jan. 21, 2004 All hail Inari! All hail Inari! All hail Inari! All hail Inari! All hail Inari! All hail Inari! All hail Inari! All hail Inari! All hail Inari! All hail Inari! All hail Inari! All hail Inari! All hail Inari! All hail Inari! All hail Inari! All hail Inari! All hail Inari! All hail Inari! All hail Inari! All hail Inari! All hail Inari! All hail Inari! All hail Inari! All hail Inari! -- Posted by Organized Chaos at 1:49 pm on Jan. 22, 2004 What is the ULC...and can I marry whatever I want? (Edited by Organized Chaos at 4:49 pm on Jan. 22, 2004) -- Posted by MrHumble at 2:26 pm on Jan. 22, 2004 Quote: from XxCodyxX at 8:01 pm on Jan. 20, 2004 You sicken me in your pool of blasphemy. Haha. You sicken me with your intolerance. -- Posted by LupinTherian at 3:51 pm on Jan. 22, 2004  I was wrong Inari.  COMMAND ME OH LORD!!! -- Posted by Inari at 9:35 am on Jan. 23, 2004 Wow.  Ten people already. The next 40 people get immortality (if they want it, of course).  So act now! -- Posted by Lordchlulhu at 11:58 am on Jan. 23, 2004 I am a god, so I can't join. ( Not to mention I already am immortal.) -- Posted by Inari at 12:03 pm on Jan. 23, 2004 Just because someone is a god doesn't mean they can't join.  All are welcome. Besides, I know about the cows. -- Posted by Lordchlulhu at 12:29 pm on Jan. 23, 2004 Ah yes, the cows. You are wise indeed. I will join your cult and I promise not to eat any of your talking monkeys. -- Posted by Nightmare at 2:25 pm on Jan. 23, 2004 i want a penguin that flys and makes tv dinners from scratch. -- Posted by ajm51987 at 2:46 pm on Jan. 23, 2004 The ULC is the Univeral Life church. It is a completely non denominational chuch (not just Christan), it is an offical regonized church (in the USA) that not only ordains ministers but provides all sorts of infromation on various religious cerimonies and the like. -- Posted by bigred23 at 3:21 pm on Jan. 23, 2004 i'll join on a couple conditions: umm damn i can't remember them. is there anything i can't have? >>i'll post my list later... -- Posted by ajm51987 at 4:02 pm on Jan. 23, 2004 Quote: from bigred23 at 3:21 pm on Jan. 23, 2004 i'll join on a couple conditions: umm damn i can't remember them. is there anything i can't have? >>i'll post my list later... Can't have? Well it does not allow you to do circumcisions. And if you want to do anything "offical" you will need to purchas an offical certificate from the site, but you do get a nifty one that you can print out. Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 .. 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160  Next