-- Posted by 1337 HAXXOR at 5:25 pm on Feb. 22, 2008 So the other night I was at this lecture by this ancient Nobel Laureate bitch. Well this bitch was ancient and he was going on with all this bullshit being sentimental about the old days and crap like that. Pretty much his style of speech sucked. All the time it seemed like he might have died mid speech when he would take like half minute pauses and being lame like that. He also spoke really slowly and what he said was rather boring. It was just senile ramblings. And because this guy was a famous bitch there were a lot of other old shits there as well. These old guys were all coughing and shit like that. It was really annoying. And there were like all these smelly old women too as they stumbled around barely able to walk. These shits were all pretty useless. I mean the Nobel Laureate wrote his good shit when he was in his thirties and now hes senile. So I began wondering why like 90% of health care expenditures go to useless shits like them. We could use the money to cure cancer or some shit like that instead. Instead of the old shits we should help the younger, newer, and lively generations. -- Posted by unarmed gunman at 6:34 pm on Feb. 22, 2008 Alot of the younger, newer and lively generation are mildly fucking retarded with massive A.D.D. and all they want to do is watch Survivor. Are we sure we want to help save them???