-- Posted by JMACCA at 3:26 am on May 14, 2008 that are like...I banged my knee last night, and this morning my penis was orange and purple! What's wrong with me? Oh...but I don't want to go to the doctor, so don't say that. Hah! Alright. Letting all of the unqualified, non doctors on this site diagnose you might result in your penis actually falling off, but hey, since you don't wanna go, lets all take a crack at it!