Pages: 1 2  Next -- Posted by Bud2400 at 11:34 am on May 14, 2008 http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order. Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel. The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered. The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business. Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities. When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls. Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead. Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them. The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services. Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician. This kid will make a wonderful politician. Edit: Forgot a segment. -- Posted by Periwinkle at 11:35 am on May 14, 2008 Lawlz. -- Posted by Crazy snake at 11:35 am on May 14, 2008 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! FUCKING A! -- Posted by Nimpy x at 11:35 am on May 14, 2008 what a joker! his dad should have been way more responsible. paybacks a bitch. -- Posted by me llamo at 11:36 am on May 14, 2008 the kid know how to spend his dads $$$ lol -- Posted by Soren Kierkegaard at 11:36 am on May 14, 2008 Makes you wonder if the prostitutes were at all attractive compared to moving pixels? -- Posted by swedger at 11:36 am on May 14, 2008 What a fucking legend -- Posted by subway at 11:37 am on May 14, 2008 HAHAHAHA HIGH FUCKING FIVE TO THE KID! -- Posted by ibanez at 11:37 am on May 14, 2008 lol orders hookers and then makes them play halo..... innocent but ledgendary -- Posted by Kerryx3 at 11:37 am on May 14, 2008 Hahahah. Well, that must have put a dint in his credit card bill. I bet he won't be going to Disneyland now... -- Posted by effyouseakay at 11:38 am on May 14, 2008 Haha! -- Posted by KeiraOasis at 11:38 am on May 14, 2008 lmfao. awh the poor lad. :( seems to be the cause of neglect on his dads part andthe fact the boy thought he could get away with it. Partially i dont believe its the 13 yr olds fault. :( -- Posted by panicxparadox at 11:39 am on May 14, 2008 I find it funny that the kid bought hookers but played xbox with them? I think any normal 13 year old boy would have screwed her. That kid's an idiot anyway. -- Posted by myboringlife5 at 11:39 am on May 14, 2008 he is stupid -- Posted by marshmellowman at 11:41 am on May 14, 2008 Lulz, only in America. -- Posted by idontgivea at 11:41 am on May 14, 2008 What a good idea. why didnt i think of it -- Posted by robdude at 11:43 am on May 14, 2008 Quote: from myboringlife5 at 2:39 pm on May 14, 2008 he is stupid  opposite   -- Posted by WSsicks at 11:48 am on May 14, 2008 Come on that story is fake as hell. -- Posted by Wakeupcall at 11:49 am on May 14, 2008 Lulz. I peed a little. -- Posted by ronaldo is mine at 11:50 am on May 14, 2008 harsh, but at the same time amazing... -- Posted by El Manana at 11:51 am on May 14, 2008 I like how the hookers claimed they only "played halo with them". Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician. LMFAO -- Posted by robdude at 11:51 am on May 14, 2008 Quote: from WSsicks at 2:48 pm on May 14, 2008 Come on that story is fake as hell.  read the link -- Posted by loverofneji at 11:52 am on May 14, 2008 l.o.l66 -- Posted by ChynnaDoll at 11:58 am on May 14, 2008 LMFAO Them lil boys need major -- Posted by Rhapsody at 12:00 pm on May 14, 2008 This kid if I knew him personally would be my idol. What is 30K to a lawyer anyway?? "Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician. " He would make a fine politician. He has all of what it takes to be one. -- Posted by Hawkaholic at 12:00 pm on May 14, 2008 this guy is alright with me -- Posted by WSsicks at 12:33 pm on May 14, 2008 Quote: from robdude at 11:51 am on May 14, 2008 Quote: from WSsicks at 2:48 pm on May 14, 2008 Come on that story is fake as hell.  read the link I've read it before, this was posted a few days ago. It just seems contrived to me. A 13 yr old buying hookers with his dad's credit card is one thing but come on all the extra details? Buying them to celebrate a WOW tournament, the dad planning to take him to Disneyland, playing XBox instead of fucking them and then the cherry on top being the comment about the kid wanting to be a politician. Doesn't that set your bullshit alarm off? Just seems too perfect. -- Posted by nikki at 2:12 pm on May 14, 2008 Haha, classic. -- Posted by Power Girl at 12:03 am on May 15, 2008 something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business. Hahaha! this is just too much!       -- Posted by Bud2400 at 2:18 pm on May 15, 2008 Quote: from Power Girl at 12:03 am on May 15, 2008 something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business. Hahaha! this is just too much! Psh, that's nothing compared to this: Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them. This kid has a bright political future ahead of him.  Only a truly skilled politician can pull that kinda shit out of their ass. Pages: 1 2  Next