-- Posted by SovSull at 8:25 am on June 21, 2008 http://recordonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080620/NEWS/806200372/-1/NEWS CITY OF NEWBURGH — If you hear a scuffle, call the police, the woman told her friend on the phone. The friend did exactly that minutes later. This was shortly after 5 p.m. Wednesday, and the woman had just unlocked her apartment door. The lights were on. The door to the balcony was chained. It seemed weird. Earlier, the 22-year-old had filed a complaint against a man named David Joe Limones with Newburgh police. The friend stayed on the line as the woman searched her apartment. Finding nothing, the woman sat on her couch. She felt a bump in the cushions and then she felt the bump move. Police said that was Limones, a 27-year-old who lived around the corner on Lake Drive. According to the police report, Limones used a box cutter to carve a space for himself in the couch, then climbed inside to wait. When the woman jumped up and ran, he flipped over the couch and came after her. Police heard the woman screaming in the background of a neighbor's call to report an unwanted male. When officers arrived, they spotted Limones and the woman on the balcony arguing. Police arrested Limones on a variety of charges, including burglary, a felony. He went to Orange County Jail in lieu of $20,000 bail or $100,000 bond. i too regularly live inside of people's couches so i can chase after them to hold balcony arguments -- Posted by Praise the Lard at 8:26 am on June 21, 2008 YARhgshghsdgfhghshghshghgh BITCH I'm IN YO COUCH -- Posted by LindaRains93 at 8:27 am on June 21, 2008 lol i watch cops so hearing this stuff in intresting in  a way. -- Posted by MushroomSatsujin at 8:27 am on June 21, 2008 Sounds like he thought this out pretty well... -- Posted by Majo at 8:27 am on June 21, 2008 -- Posted by Praise the Lard at 8:28 am on June 21, 2008 Quote: from LindaRains93 at 8:27 am on June 21, 2008 lol i watch cops so hearing this stuff in intresting in a way. lol i sneak into other peopls homes and cut holes into their couchs so hearing this stuff from the other side is interesting in a way. -- Posted by police disco lights at 8:29 am on June 21, 2008 That's the creepiest thing I've ever heard. -- Posted by carnage44 at 8:29 am on June 21, 2008 At least cut a hole in the cabinets, so you can snack on tasty raisins while you wait to attack.   -- Posted by AthenaRuth at 8:29 am on June 21, 2008 Quote: from MushroomSatsujin at 8:27 am on June 21, 2008 Sounds like he thought this out pretty well... His thought process: Hmm Knife Couch Hole Hide tee hee tee hee hee -- Posted by emo4eva at 8:30 am on June 21, 2008 lol nice news -- Posted by hadouken at 8:31 am on June 21, 2008 ha, what a little weasel -- Posted by Midnight Frost at 9:20 am on June 21, 2008 Now this is something new. -- Posted by nikki at 4:47 pm on June 21, 2008 What possesses people to do these things?