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EMBARRASSING BONER STORIES
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Got any embarrassing boner stories?  Tell me! :p

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well, its my bf, since i have a vagina.
lol, in jacuzzi at gym started fondling him under water with my foot, once the jacuzzi stopped he couldnt get out bcz his boner and it was humerous bcz everyone got out and hes just sitting there with this expression on his face. priceless.

Also kissed him in the swimming pool and we were carrying on, just when we first got together and he said "you go out i will be out soon, you will take longer to get ready." turns out he had to rid himself of the boner before he got out pool and at the time obviously didnt want me to see bcz we were still shy bout those things.


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Thankfully, no.

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Quote: from weenickers at 5:25 pm on Mar. 25, 2004

well, its my bf, since i have a vagina.
lol, in jacuzzi at gym started fondling him under water with my foot, once the jacuzzi stopped he couldnt get out bcz his boner and it was humerous bcz everyone got out and hes just sitting there with this expression on his face. priceless.

Also kissed him in the swimming pool and we were carrying on, just when we first got together and he said "you go out i will be out soon, you will take longer to get ready." turns out he had to rid himself of the boner before he got out pool and at the time obviously didnt want me to see bcz we were still shy bout those things.


lol ohh man poor guy...i feel his pain...

actually, just today in art class...i had a bit of an embarassing moment...god i hope no one on here knows me...

but yah, me and this one girl that sits across the table from me, we've been flirtin for about a week...shes liked me for about...2-3 weeks i guess? but anyways, we started playin footsies...and at one point she just got this really sexy look on her face and it was like "ohh jesus not now"...then about a min later, our teacher says "ohh josh, come get your picture, i just marked it"...god damn...

i just told her that i was workin on somethin and would get it in a few mins...later, on msn, the girl was buggin me about havin a boner...god...

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hey remmy...i know you  MUHAHAH

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i dont have any... nor can i really think of any right now, from friends.  

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The first day that I started going out with one of my boyfriends we were walking with a big group of our friends and he was holding me from behind. Well, he got this raging boner, and I could kind of feel it (I didn't mind, I just found it funny....but I didn't say anything since he was all "pure" and stuff, so I didn't want to embarass him in front of everyone). Yeah, it was pretty pointy, and I noticed it,and most likely at least one other person did, since I think it was pretty noticable. Ha ha. But no one mentioned anything if they did notice.

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pointy... thats an interesting word to describe a boner.  haha.

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It was pointy. It was poking me in my ass.

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Quote: from JennyColada at 2:03 am on Mar. 26, 2004

It was pointy. It was poking me in my ass.
lol

you loved it miss!


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Quote: from innocentlymorbid at 6:55 pm on Mar. 25, 2004

hey remmy...i know you  MUHAHAH

:O ohh no...

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Quote: from JennyColada at 9:03 pm on Mar. 25, 2004

It was pointy. It was poking me in my ass.

Good feeling?

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Quote: from weenickers at 6:05 pm on Mar. 25, 2004

Quote: from JennyColada at 2:03 am on Mar. 26, 2004

It was pointy. It was poking me in my ass.
lol

you loved it miss!



Shhhh!  :D

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probably the most embarasing time i ever got a boner was when my best friend was sitting in my lap. she turned to me innocently (note she's NO WHERE near innocent) and says "Joooohhhhnnnn stop poking me." then she smacked me. Although it was embarrasing i couldnt help but laugh.

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Oh, one time, one of my friends (who's girlfriend was one of my other friends) were cuddling and stuff, and then the guy gets up to come over and ask me something. So he's standing facing me, and I'm sitting down, so his crotch like like 2 inches above my face, and he's...well...hard.

So I just look him in the eye and say "Andrew, put down the tent".

Ha ha! He looked down and turned BRIGHT RED, mainly because I was hanging out with a few other people, so now they all saw his boner as well. MWahahaha. Good times.

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