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Math Teacher Quiz
Author: shellmo
Date Created: Feb. 4, 2003
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    Do you own an advanced calculator?
    No
    Yes

    Does it have a connection for an overhead projector?
    No
    Yes

    Do you wear glasses?
    No
    Yes

    ...pants that are too short for you or a jumper?
    No
    Yes

    Do you know the transition tango?
    No
    Yes

    Are you constantly covered in overhead pen?
    No
    Yes

    Do you spit on your overhead?
    No
    Yes

    Is your personal mantra SohCahToa?
    No
    Yes

    Do you have a penchant for buggery?
    No
    Yes

    Do you grade everything you see for accuracy?
    No
    Yes

    Do you do long division to calm your nerves?
    No
    Yes

    Do you like plaid because of the geometric shapes it makes? (ooh rectangles)
    No
    Yes

    Do you laugh at odd times during classes?
    No
    Yes

    Do you teach math?
    No
    Yes

    Do you think math team is cool?
    No
    Yes

    Do you lead math team?
    No
    Yes

    Do people avoid recognizing you when they see you in public places?
    No
    Yes

    Do you like to see patterns in things?
    No
    Yes

    ... in LiveWire?
    No
    Yes

    Is your dream to come up with a new proof?
    No
    Yes

    Do you like to torture little children?
    No
    Yes

    Do you think everyone must enjoy their math homework as much as you enjoy dispensing it?
    No
    Yes

    Do you use the phrase eureka!?
    No
    Yes

    Do you hate algebra errors?
    No
    Yes

    Do you like to chant rationalize! rationalize!?
    No
    Yes

    Do you give extra credit to people who don't fall asleep?
    No
    Yes

    Do you give extra credit to people who come up with choreography to formulas?
    No
    Yes

    Are there portraits of famous mathmeticians on your walls?
    No
    Yes

    ... art based on mathmatical formulas or patterns?
    No
    Yes

    Do you sell pencils at ridiculously high prices?
    No
    Yes

    Do you make horrible jokes to see who is still awake in your classes?
    No
    Yes

    Do you use too many overheads?
    No
    Yes

    Do you spend all night correcting papers?
    No
    Yes

    Do you trade calculators for people's shoes?
    No
    Yes

    Do you enjoy efficiency?
    No
    Yes

    ... but do you tend to babble about math even so?
    No
    Yes

    Do you go on tangents?
    No
    Yes

    ...and laugh because it just reminds you of math?
    No
    Yes

    Do you love math more than food and water?
    No
    Yes
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